Do people REALLY believe St George's day won't happen because it will offend?

I've thought about this carefully and have come up with some possible reasons why you (if you do) might actually genuinely believe bullshit news like St George's day being banned or Christmas being banned so it doesn't offend foreigners.

The possible explanations for your moronicness are that you were/are:

- very badly beaten as a child

- your parents had the social skills of alcoholic gorillas

- your head was used as a basketball at a young age

- have the insecure notion that in comparison to 'foreigners' you are lazy, worthless and jobshy

- read tabloids like the daily star as if it is all facts and think wow yeah they speak for the true Brits

- or you are simply racist and thinking this way is just an excuse for you to be even more racist

Either way whatever the reason is, you're a moron and if anyone should get out of this country, it's you.